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 Post subject: Limericks are good for your chuckle muscles!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 2:36 pm 
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A Little Laughter Does Wonders.

A traveler once to his sorrow
Requested a ticket to Morrow.
Said the railman, "It's plain
That there isn't a train
To Morrow today, but tomorrow.

There was a young girl in the choir
Whose voice rose hoir and hoir
Till it reached such a height
It was clear out of seight,
And they found it next day on the spoir.

A right-handed fellow named Wright,
In writing "write", always wrote "rite"
Where he meant to write right.
If he'd written "write" right
Wright would not have wrought rot writing "rite".

There was an old lady of Rye
Who was baked by mistake in a pie
To the family disgust
She emerged through the crust
And enquired, with a yawn, "Where am I"?

[center]There was a young man who said, "Why
Can't I look in my ear with my eye?
I think that I might
If I stretch very tight -
You never can tell till you try!"

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